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Thursday, June 07, 2007

More about me?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adrian Ng!

  1. The Adrian Ng-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Adrian Ng-fights take place there every day.
  2. If you cut Adrian Ng in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Adrian Ng.
  4. Adrian Ng was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Adrian Ng!
  6. In Japan, Adrian Ng can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  7. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Adrian Ng!
  8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Adrian Ng!
  9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Adrian Ng.
  10. Adrian Ng cannot swim.
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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Samy Vellu Story

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. He was
unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his
grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for his press
conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a
message home to his Cabinet colleagues. Samy caught a chicken and showed it to
the camera. Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally
he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera

Lim Kheng Yaik was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling
us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and
a goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice. " Pak Lah watched
silently then said, "No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS
COMING BACK. The whole cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for
an explanation.
Pak Lah reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back" in Indian
accent)

*peAce*